February 2012
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Katie's continued (unsolicited) hunt for the...
Me: *picks up phone*
Katie: I have the perfect man for you.
Me: . . .again?
Her: Yes.
Me: And why is this one perfect?
Her: He's going to take you on a picnic for your third date.
Me: Third date? I haven't even met him.
Her: He's perfect. I have to go.
Me: *facepalm*
It appears that I’ve returned to my usual cynical frame of mind. sigh.
“I don’t want to be with you guys because you don’t want to be with my armpit hair!”
-Dani
(she’s growing out her armpit hair…)
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Valentine's Day (What I should be doing)
Everyone in the world: What are you doing for Valentine's Day????
Me: I'm going to sit outside a 7-11 and ask every guy to be my boyfriend. If someone agrees, I'll make him buy me a hedgehog.
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